Chickens and such

I have this idea in mind of drawing my own blogger template, convert them to jpeg and voila, my own template creation.

How to do it? I have no idea. Just have some ideas and illustrations of chickens in their different facets. No knowledge of technology. Any advice?

I won't be able to write stuff for a week, only have time to browse your blogs. I need to concentrate my gray cells on my final year project, which deserves my absolute devotion and creativity. There are many, many drawings that I need to produce in 7 days' span!

Any suggestions and lessons on how to produce my own template is welcome!

(I won't pay, though)